CHEST RASH

A college girl walks into the Student Health Office and says to the doctor, "I have a rash on my chest and I need something to get rid of it."

She lifts her shirt and there's a big red "M" on her chest.

The doctor asks, "How did you get that?"

She says, "My boyfriend goes to Michigan and he likes to make love with his sweater on."

He says, " OK, whatever," and gives her a prescription.

The next day, another girl comes in with the same thing. She has a big red "M" on her chest.

The doctor says, "Don't tell me your boyfriend goes to Michigan and he likes to make love with his sweater on."

She says,"No, he goes to Minnesota."

He says, "OK, whatever," and gives her a prescription.

On the third day, another girl comes in...same thing. She has a big red "M" on her chest.

The doctor says, "Let me guess, your boyfriend either goes to Michigan or Minnesota."

She replies, "No, my girlfriend goes to Wisconsin. Why do you ask?"